Sick of the tacky, lovey doveyness that comes with this time of year? Then join us for some Speed Hating and make some like-minded new friends! Full details can be seem on the facebook event here.
The 2018 British Championships have officially started, and we will be playing our first game on Feburary 10th against Suffolk Roller Derby.
You can see all the details on the facebook event here.
Stay tuned to our facebook and twitter pages on the day for the results!
Breaking the tradition of just one Fresh Meat Intake a year, we've happy to annouce that in 2018 these will become more regular. Our next Intake will be sometime in March - keep your eyes on this page and our social media for the specifics when we have them!
It's finally that time again! Our once-a-year new skater intake will be happening on Sunday the 3rd of September - don't miss it! For the full details check out our Facebook event here.
Do you want to learn more about Roller Derby? Would you like to join us for our next skater intake? Want to find out what's involved before signing up?
Now is your chance to come and meet members of the team who will be able to answer any questions you have. We are also hosting a skater debut on this day so you will be able to see the sport in action and get an idea where you could be after completing the Minxters Fresh Meat programme. We're holding a Meet the Minxters event at our training spot, Energise on 20th August 2017 at 4pm.
If you're interested, you can RSVP and see the full details on our Facebook event here. If you'd like to attend but don't use Facebook, please drop us a message via the Contact form above.
The end is in sight! Tier 4 North British Championships comes to it's conclusion at the end of the month. Come and watch us at our final game against the Grim Reavers. You can see the full details and ticket links on the Facebook event page.
This weekend we have our first game of British Championships! It,s going to be an amazing day of derby, come on down and show your support. You can see more information on the facebook event here.
On 20/11/2016 we played the lovely Northern Rogues - we lost with a final score of 219-62, but we had an awesome day! Here's our post game interview.
What was your strategy going into the game?
Northern Rogues Captain Sugar and Spite: Ok. As a team, our strategy was to play calm and keep our walls strong. For myself as a jammer, my strategy is usually just to keep moving and hopfully find a gap. I try to avoid getting hit if I can!
York Minxters Captain Gem O'Cide: We wanted to use the strategies and walls we have been working on within training. We also have been focusing on structured packs and positions for the champs next year.. as this was the last fun game of the year we decided this would help solidify that but mostly to have fun!
What did you team do well?
Northern Rogues Captain Sugar and Spite: Our team were very good at reforming around a jammer, we kept the pack slow and tried to control it as much as we could
York Minxters Captain Gem O'Cide: Mostly we kept to the strategy and walled up well together. We smiled a lot and everyone worked hard.
What was your favourite moment?
Northern Rogues Captain Sugar and Spite: My favourite moment from the game was probably any time I was sent flying by you (Gem O'cide) or the rest of your team. I try to avoid contact because it's tiring as a jammer, but I love the physical stuff!
York Minxters Captain Gem O'Cide: My favourite moment was probably hitting Sugar and Spite flying I felt my hitting was on form and got lots of lovely feedback. I love her but that damn smile when she had lead jammer! My other favourite moment was also when my wall used a strategy we have really struggled with and it worked!
Who on your team would get the Captains award?
Northern Rogues Captain Sugar and Spite: If I had an award to give to my own team it would be incredibly difficult as they all played so well as a team, but I would have to give it to kitty hitter. She always gives it her all despite the fact that at this point she is literally held together with kt tape and chewing gum!
York Minxters Captain Gem O'Cide: Lady P got the MVP award but she deserves he captains award too. She's fairly new to us but has thrown herself in full throttle. She's always enthusiastic and really is the definition of a team player! We would also like to thank Crafty Hog and Hellfire Hoskins and Big Guns for LUM and Benching us!
We love the Northern Rogues and can't wait to have them back! There is definitely a lot more games to play between our teams!
So Saturday the 10th of September was the day of my very first, proper, actual, real-life bout. This is just a memento of the lead up to the day, how it went, and how I felt afterwards. It is not intended to be advice but I will mention things that helped me to focus and not have a melt down on the day of the bout and a few things that I think I could have done better or differently in the lead up to it. This is more of a rambling than anything - welcome to my brain, it’s a terrifying place to be.
So began the run up to the big day.
Luckily I had a pretty full on schedule in the weeks prior to the game so I didn’t have too much time to dwell on my pre-bout nerves. (That didn’t stop me having some pretty damn ludicrous nightmares though, brains are great aren’t they?!) But I had a lot of questions about silly things like:
I know, I know, I am my own worst enemy. The thing is though I like to be organised, I like making lists, I like fully formed plans; when I’m doing something or going somewhere new this trait goes in to overdrive. I kept most of this scary side side of my brain to myself; I think it would have helped me to ask people all the questions, but I just didn’t want to annoy people – I’m pretty sure I’m over that fear now though so be prepared team. Luckily another skater was going to be skating her very first bout too so we managed to muddle through some of the insanity together. I pushed myself at training during the weeks building up to the bout, gave every drill my all, tried things that scared me and most importantly didn’t break myself.
Moving on to the day before the bout I made sure I acted as normally as possible, carried on with the usual routines, met some friends so I wasn’t sat at home fretting alone, had a few cocktails and decided it was a good idea to write a blog post, ate a good meal in the evening and checked over and lined up my kit ready to pack in the morning (alongside my inevitable list(s) of things to remember.) I even packed up some food and plenty of drinks for the day so I would have something to devour after the bout because I knew I wouldn’t be capable of eating much before.
Now I know I said this wasn’t an advisory blog but I’ve changed my mind. If I can give you one piece of advice it is this: DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF SIX BLISTERS THE NIGHT BEFORE A BOUT BY WEARING SHOES WITH STUPID LITTLE SOCKS THAT COMBINE TO CREATE THE WORST WALKING EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. (Apart from that time you didn’t realise that the thing in your shoe was actually a nail sticking in though the sole…. But that’s a story for another day.) So yeah, bout day started with me frantically trying to find enough blister plasters in the pockets of bags to try and salvage what dignity I could for my angry feet – needless to say this was not on my list. Luckily adrenaline numbed the worst of it until after the final whistle.
So the day I arrived, I force fed myself some breakfast and coffee then packed my bags. The journey there was fine, I managed to tune my brain out as much as possible and relax, luckily I was able to get a lift with fellow Minxters so I didn’t have the added stress of driving and also had people to chat with on the road. Then we arrived at the venue and I realised it was really happening and welcomed back the nausea, but almost every skater was feeling the same so I was not alone. Honestly the whole experience from the minute I put my skates on was a bit of a blur, if you’re lucky there will be some fab photographers there on the day so that you can look back and realise that maybe you did do something useful, or yes you really do need to work on your derby stance and being tall is no longer a viable excuse! But it was great, despite not winning the team were all in great spirits and really supportive. Even when I put a jammer panty on my head and then got all the penalties. It was a learning experience for all of us and I’m so glad I got to be a part of it.
All photos courtesy of Dave Moore, to see more photos from the bout check out: https://www.flickr.com/photos/gridiron/albums
For the first time ever the Minxters decided that we would travel in convoy to the venue, we met at a healthy golden arched restaurant – awaited the late strays and then set off. Trying to stay in convoy on a 2 hour journey is difficult – as is 14 women holding their bladder that long. But we managed to communicate via messenger and dubious gestures to pull over for a group toilet trip, I don’t think that service station’s staff will ever quite recover.
We arrived, we got ready, we all did our varying rituals (again a lot of time spent in the toilet). With three new players who had recently passed minimum skills the atmosphere was surprisingly calm. We even had time to put our standard war paint on. We were ready!
A few of our Fresh Meat had also made the journey and were watching us in the stands, for most of them this was the first scrim they had ever watched. It was lovely being at an away game with some supporters to cheer us on! Next time we will get some Minxters coloured pompoms.
The game started with lead jammer status for the Newcastle North C’s – but ended with a larger point score from our Jammer Lethal Force #56 putting us in the lead. Kiss my Arsenault #221b threw some big hits making her a force to be reckoned with on track with the North C’s realising they needed to hold her back. The first half continued with many lead changes – we were evenly matched and Jammers had to work for every point with Chariz’ard #25 and Troubelina #247 our newer skates blasting through the pack and scoring like they had been doing it a lifetime and Woolley Mammouth #98 using quick steps to find gaps and score on the C’s. At the end of the first half the score was 104 North C’s and 108 York Minxters. It was close and we had worked hard to get that lead with a massive 20 point scoring jam from Fletch #85.
The second half started with an instant double penalty and foul out from Captain Gem O’cide #84 who was able to sit in the stands and explain the rules to the Fresh Meat and scream at the team from the sidelines!
There was some beautiful positional blocking from Boba Threat #13 and one of our newest skaters Pandora Monium #38 who held jammers and saved us some point differentials.
With a high amount of penalties it was interesting watching how both sides dealt with low numbers on track. The floor was a test to all the Minxters and it took some time to get to grips with it (ba-boom-cha!). Mother Clucker #17 was able to pull her signature move with great success and gave the Minxters chance to wall reform. Ebor Whack’em #71AD and Emrah #39 held the inside lane but the North C’s jammers were strong and agile and they quickly pushed through our walls and ended the game with a massive 250 to 149 to the North C’s.
At the end we managed to catch up with the lovely North C’s Captain:
Did you have a strategy going into the game?
We had a strategy to defend at the beginning and see how we got on. Keeping the jammer back was the objective! Then switch to offence if we needed to.
Would you do anything different? Don’t think so.. It was good at the beginning as it was holding well, but the second half was better, we became more focused. We have been working so hard on wall reforming as that was something we had realised we needed to work on since our prior game. So we have worked on that strategy. That was the main objective.
What was your favourite moment? There was a couple where I used my arse so well! And I held a block. There was a scary moment where I was the only blocker!
Interview with Captain Gemocide of York Minxters:
Did you have a strategy going into the game?
Yes, we have had the summer off to work on our three walls, and the objective of the end of the year games is to Win or Learn – but mainly learn! We are trying to work out who works well together, what positions people prefer and hammer home the three walls.
Would you do anything different?
Not foul out!! ;) Hopefully that will be the one and only time it happens and I tried to find the silver lining as I got to sit with our lovely fresh meat! But apart from that.. No.. I think we have lots to learn as a team and scrimming with a team that challenges us is the best way to learn.
What was your favourite moment?
Watching our three newer skaters absolutely smash it. Noone could tell that was their first game. They made me so proud! And of course the massive jam score from Fletch!
The Awards went to::
Best Jammer: Fletch #85
Best Blocker: Bobo Threat #13
Most Valuable Player: Kiss my Arsenault #221b
We finished the night with food and drink with most people managing to come out! Not much can be remembered by anyone, much dancing was had and dehydration was the story of the day after.
A huge thank you to Newcastle Roller Girls for having us, and to all the Refs, officials and everyone involved who helped the day run so smoothly!